He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
farters have to be the big spoon...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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