in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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