The maid of honor just puked.
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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