How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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