They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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