I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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