I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Shame - the story of my life.
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