I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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