i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
50% drunk capacity currently
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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