I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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