What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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