Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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