Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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