I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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