WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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