i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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