Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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