Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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