he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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