Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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