Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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