Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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