yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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