If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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