Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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