It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
that is very illegal...i love you.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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