some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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