I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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