Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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