Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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