planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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