And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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