you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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