Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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