NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My bed smells like the plague
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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