Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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