What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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