i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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