after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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