This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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