And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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