Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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