Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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