went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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