No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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