He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
how bad is she
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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