and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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