i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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