I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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