I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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